How is a microwave programmed
Scream Powered Microwave
I make one video about how bad your
robot ideas are and you're also funny
and silly and quirky that you [ __ ]
inundate my comment section with shitty
robot ideas build a robot that self
destructs whenever it hears its name
that's so freakin funny and silly and
quirky oh my god oh my god I'm like a
robot that says bad robot ideas every
five minutes why would I need that when
I have you haha a robot that tases
people's legs when you take a picture so
that you're the tallest one in the
picture that's [ __ ] funny a microwave
that only turns on when you scream at it
how would I why why would I ever make I
wouldn't never in a million years
[ __ ] make last time I did this you
guys complained that I wasn't trying
hard enough on the robots and that's
what made them bad this guy even made a
video about how he made a better hot
glue gun than me it's a good video but
you know [ __ ] you still well I'm gonna
try my absolute best on this one as long
as it takes to make it perfect just so I
can show you that it's your idea that's
bad whatever it is days weeks months so
it took two hours it's a piece of [ __ ]
it is a piece of [ __ ] I got everyone's
favorite food tin foil ah oh my [ __ ]
god it's not super complicated this is
the microphone that picks up sound
around the microwave it's feeding into
an Arduino which is running a bunch of
nerd code to detect screaming if it does
detect a scream then these relays are
gonna go off and emulate the button
presses for start and stop on what used
to be the microwave keypad
I made it your ideas suck haha videos
over right wrong cuz I know what you're
gonna say you're gonna say Michael you
didn't let anyone else test it out
you're probably the only one who thinks
that [ __ ] I'm not gonna let you get the
chance to comment that we're gonna show
it to as many people as possible and
they're all gonna say the same thing and
they're all there to tell you their
ideas bad and I'm gonna be ready to go
to Target for the last time excited to
show how good your idea is thank you
good sir I'll put your name on the
screen here's this name on the screen
here's this home address there's a
social security number and it's blood
type we're going
feels nothing but right there so
on-target we've been [ __ ] harass okay
but do you see the sign yet do you feel
better wait that means ha [ __ ]
you just left me to carry the microwave
I understand why he left very we don't
we don't know him
we got hot pockets we got Eggo waffles
we got toast feels pizza bites we got
Bagel Bites we got plates
we got pop-tarts how are they gonna kick
us out very easily it's the answer oh
hey how's it going can we do it is that
like a No let's not just be the SATA
state so to stay your left so far well
we need a link
apparently Target hates free food and
charity and [ __ ] happiness I guess
but this is gonna stop me
we just need a place with a lot of
people that we can't get kicked out of
so we're going to the park we're just
trying to give away some free food I'm
just trying to do a good thing for your
like the people of the community you
know what and like I'm trying to make
your shitty idea come to life so that I
can show you that other people think
your idea is mostly because I tell them
to say that but what are you gonna do my
video and to know conclusively that the
idea is [ __ ] I'm gonna show it to every
demographic of a person I can find
starting with young people nice to meet
you what would you like from our fine
selection of amenities popcorn
absolutely how is your lung capacity oh
my god that's what popcorn looks inside
that's awful a little nugget of popcorn
for you is it still worth of popcorn
okay alright he says it's worth the
popcorn
could I interest you in a single popcorn
your idea is terrible and you should
feel bad about yourself
yeah look at that look at the malice in
this child's eyes he hates your idea
that's a oh one for people who [ __ ]
hate it and a big fat zero for people
who think it's good next let's try
people who I can't really figure out
their age good excuse me would you like
some free food you go for a waffle okay
give a little passion when you cook it
right you need nice and warm yes it is
actually honest I guess so bags maybe
people should stop leaving robot
comments and your freaking comments
section I forgot to ask him to say it
was bad another tally mark we tried old
people free food
could you give any interested free food
we even tried ugly Goblin looking people
excuse me sir step right I'll enter it
into my microwave machine now with the
power of science I give you the ability
to control
hey will I forgot to film you saying the
microwave was bad can you say it was bad
your ideas bad and you should feel bad
thank you you [ __ ] Goblin looking ass
so I only got like four people to say
that it was bad no one said it was good
but still it just it just doesn't feel
like enough I just wish I was like
giving a hundred person talk at VidCon
or something next week
no it's all
say you're like Dia is bad and you
should feel bad
yeah look how many people thought your
idea was bad and it has nothing to do
with the fact that I told him to say
that it was bad they really think well
this time I think I really hammered at
home and I'm confident that none of you
will ever post a robot idea in my
comments ever again
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