if they seem like they're not a virgin
and that they haven't been waiting many
many years between one sexual activity
to another one then damn I got it like
that and but let's not do this and make
this a habit I don't have the last five
hours also please don't I get a certain
point it stops feeling good right up
there like nine ten minute mark there
like sensitive afterwards you can tell
oh I can smell out a faker
I feel like I could as a young you I
don't I was in college the people next
to me you could always tell she was
faking too many noises like come on at
some point we all faked it because we
just want to get it over with
like if you just hear sounds and you
don't feel that around ya then that
didn't happen I mean back hair
definitely chest hair is negotiable if
it's not too crazy but I would prefer
someone that was smooth stubble is fine
hopefully it's soft beards are okay if
properly trimmed I think actually like
completely clean shaven is sort of
sometimes freaky if you want to grind
anywhere on me you need to keep it
shaved
otherwise I might as well just be
rubbing my penis on like a 40 year old
man's stubble you know I mean it's going
to hurt like that's what it is
equivalent to I prefer as trimmed as
possible like I get it sometimes you
don't have time to shave down there I
wouldn't want to do it
but I wouldn't be actively against it
oh you definitely want to put extra
towels down and if it's if it's like
cramp period time then definitely not
it's just like Netflix chill chokolate I
scream fetal position and spoon I don't
mind it
like I'm not saying like I'm like after
it to like become more youthful that's
not why I look this young wait is that a
thing like there's like period facials I
think I guess you're having sex and
you're not having getting a facial
you're fine I don't feel less of a man
using like a vibrator for her you don't
I mean I just pretend that I'm like part
it's I'm doing this in the future when I
go on a date and I think there's a high
likelihood that I'm going to have sex
I will bring a vibrator with me I said
you're safe and you leave the door no
matter what I'm coming tonight
yeah I would say I notice do I care I'd
say do you look oh sorry I just
interrupt I'm very curious about balls
you know those balls that's because
that's kind of underneath and let's talk
about yeah I mean I'm gonna see them I
think that there's like a conversation
in the community around circumcised
versus uncircumcised and you almost
can't tell when it's hard but you
definitely obviously can tell when it's
not if I really like someone and I'm
attractive and it probably doesn't
matter but if I'm on the fence Ben's on
how far'd out it's cut let's just be
honest in this room the word beef herds
is thrown around a lot I've never heard
that in my life I heard a Nikki Glaser
refer to her vagina as a hastily packed
suitcase that was a very good way to put
it into the day it's kind of like a
circumcised uncircumcised dick it
doesn't really matter because when
you're having sex at all feels the same
no when you're eating it's a little bit
no sorry yeah see that's why it gets to
it I think is called a vampire facial
actually is what it's yeah it's
disgusting we learned about me curtain I
feel really bad about saying that people
have talked about it talked about meat
curtains I urge you PSA that's what
we're here for
if someone is I got a hook like does
that help does it give him like an
advantage yeah for sure
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